“are you ready to ROCK?????” i scream out to the crowd. everyone is in rocking chairs. they are very excited to rock
(Source: berniernac, via e-ves)
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
(Source: bro-tatoes, via qintra)
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
(Source: circumcisions, via qintra)