christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(via vodkasexandmaryjane)

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

(via vodkasexandmaryjane)

 34856
01 Apr 14 at 7 am

sasslet:

niKE

(via cra-v)

sasslet:

niKE
 316625
01 Apr 14 at 7 am

(Source: faxed, via dopammine)

 233756
27 Mar 14 at 5 am

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

Right! I get this all the time with hair compliments /:

(via to-weird-to-live-too-rare-to-die)

(via j-unk)

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

 255215
27 Mar 14 at 5 am

(Source: bielelt, via umfag)

 60930
27 Mar 14 at 5 am

(Source: allmymetaphors, via umfag)

 28502
27 Mar 14 at 4 am

lazita:

zinea:

Sis

i love this so much i just cant 

(via umfag)

lazita:

zinea:

Sis

i love this so much i just cant 

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge, via annavecera)

textpostsrus:

nicevagina:

your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them

this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear

(via vodkasexandmaryjane)

 195931
19 Mar 14 at 7 am

(Source: tiramasu, via livefortoday)